.did you just {squeak}.

let me tell you why i was 5 minutes late for work this morning.

two words.

kamikaze squirrel.

i mean WHAT goes on in their tiny brains?

back and forth & back and forth across the road.

squirrels make me feel like my indecisiveness is minuscule compared to theirs.

so i see this little guy {trying} to cross the road.

it's tough coming out of hibernation.

completely disorienting. 

bless its heart.

...

...

i slow down thinking it will be gone by the time i get to that spot.

but oh no.  he's still freaking out.

so i have to come to a complete stop.

yes. i stop for squirrels.

and most other animals.

i accidentally ran over a squirrel one time and it was traumatic.

i've been in therapy ever since.

ok not really.

back to the story.

i think it took this poor squirrel a minute to decide where to go.

once he decided to go back to the side of the road where he started,

he turned around, waved and {squeaked} "see ya later, alligator."

i know this because i speak squirrel.

pretty impressive, i know.

kronk taught me how.